Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Children's Movies Will Never Be the Same

Last night I was bored and decided to entertain myself with the wit of our friends. On Facebook, I told everybody that I wanted to play a fun game called "Children's Movie Titles with a Real World Twist."

Here are some of my favorites:


  1. Pippi Longstocking Goes to the OB/GYN
  2. Sleeping Beauty 2: My Life with Narcolepsy
  3. Snow White and the Seven Male Prostitutes
  4. Charlie and the Chocolate Slim Fast
  5. Unhappy Feet: Living with Restless Leg Syndrome
  6. Alice on Mushrooms
  7. The Hunchback of Notre Dame Judy Dench
  8. The Scurvy of the Pirates of the Caribbean
  9. Jungle Book 3: Dengue Fever
  10. Lil Red Riding In Da Hood
  11. Air Bud Meets Traffic
  12. Miracle on Death Row
  13. Power Park Rangers
  14. GI Average Joe
  15. 103 Dalmations: Puppy Mill
  16. Mars Needs MILFS
  17. Charlotte's Website
  18. Field of Dreams 2: Foreclosure
  19. Brother Bear Attack
  20. Pocahontas: Trail of Tears
  21. The Dark Crystal Meth
  22. Beauty and the Beastiality
  23. Horton Hires a Whore
  24. Chicken Run 2: General Tso
  25. Green Eggs and Salmonella
  26. It's the Wrong Hole, Charlie Brown
  27. Homeward Bound 3: A Trip to the Farm
  28. Bedknobs and Broomsticks: Strange Insertions
  29. Dennis the Phantom Menace
  30. Parent Trap 2: Separated Again
  31. Meat the Robinsons
  32. The Sorcerer's Apprentice: Unpaid Overtime
  33. The Hobbit: There and Back Again Because I Forgot My Damn Wallet
  34. Fievel: A Tale of Deportation
  35. Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
  36. Trains, Planes, and Autoerotic Asphyxiation
  37. Journey to About 6 Miles Beneath the Earth
  38. Babe 4: Pigs in a Blanket
  39. Dr. Dolittle Boys
  40. Toy Story 4: Andy Gets and XBOX
And our personal favorite.......

    41. Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Accountants


It was super fun, absolutely nowhere near productive, and we had over 183 submissions. It was a great way to spend an hour online!
Also, my husband just released his metal cover of S&M by Rihanna to iTunes! If you like metal music (and I'm not saying Death Metal, but a mix between pop and metal), you will like his stuff! Go to his music page and listen to it, then download and buy it there or when it hits iTunes later today!


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