I had a really unusual thing happen at work the other day. We have plastic bags. Most stores do. A lot have recyclable, some have paper still, but in general it's plastic bags. In any case, this same thing happened with 3 different people, 3 different times of the day, and all 3 between the ages of 30 and 50. They had the same exact response.
I was just doing my cashier thing:
Me: "Hi! How're you doing today?"
Customer: "Good!"
Me: "Did you find everything OK?"
Customer: "Sure did."
Me: "Do you need a gift receipt?"
*I have to ask a LOT of fucking questions
Customer: "No thank you."
Me: "OK, your total is *insert total here. Would you like a bag for these?"
Customer: "No thanks. Save a tree."
...save a tree. Save a TREE? Do you mean all the poor plastic trees we cut down every year to make these plastic bags?
I personally love when people mix their sayings. You save a tree when you choose to NOT waste paper because paper is made from trees. Trees are not made of plastic, dear ones.
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I personally love when people mix their sayings. You save a tree when you choose to NOT waste paper because paper is made from trees. Trees are not made of plastic, dear ones.
I laugh even harder when Kat Von D says, "It's not rocket surgery."
*Proof of her stupidity here at 5:20
People. Either they are getting dumber, or they have always been this dumb and now we have social media and TV to uncover them all.
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